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Wednesday, November 07, 2012

LSU v Miss St 2012 - Recap


LSU v Miss St – Saturday Nov 10, 700p (ESPN)

Christmas did not come early for Mississippi State, as the LSU Tigers avenged their heartbreaking loss to Alabama with a Death Valley Bulldog Beatdown Under The Lights tonight.

The Tigers jumped out to an uncharacteristic quick lead, scoring touchdowns on their first three drives…two in the first quarter off of runs by RB Hill. One-time Movember pin-up boy Mettenberger then lit up the Bulldog secondary in the second quarter, on a 57-yard TD pass to WR Wright.  LSU K Alleman added more points near the end of the first half, with a 38-yard FG brought about by a State QB Russell sack-fumble.  

At the half, LSU had already hung 24 points on a reportedly stout Miss State defense.

The Bulldog’s short-lived answer began the second half with an impressive drive that was capped off by a 14-yard touchdown strike from QB Russell to WR Bumphis.

State's defense, known for forcing turnovers throughout the 2012 season came up big by forcing a Mettenberger fumble at 20 on LSU’s third quarter opening drive. The Bulldogs had to settle for a Bell FG after back-to-back Russell sacks at the hands of Tiger DE Mingo.  Russell ended the game 19 of 30 for 212 yards and 2 TDs. 

The Tigers racked up 473 total yards, fueled partly by Mettenberger’s 212 yards and two TDs off 19 completions.  Bulldog faithful, racked up on stadium sausages and Piggly Wiggly bourbon, maintained a relentless barrage of cowbells and synchronized belching in a vain attempt to rally the Maroon and White…but to no avail.  State HC Mullen at his post-game presser criticized the travelling fanbase for “gross displays of vulgarity, a wanton disregard for both body odor and indoor plumbing facilities.”

Trev Alberts’ career may have peaked Saturday night, after drunkenly accepting the Jersey Shore Douchebag Of The Week Award sponsored by Axe Body Spray, Ed Hardy anything, and Booty Sweat Energy Drink…while his acceptance speech was a muddled mess of F-bombs, hiccups and screams of “WAAASSSSAAAAHHH”, it did spawn a sales run on the “Young, Black, and Famous, with money hanging out the Anus"  muscle tee he was sporting.   

LSU – 34  Moo State - 20

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